pentiru

Fart? - zufa
Lettuce? - yuck
Santa Claus? - stupidly an old fat flabby creature
Fingers? - meant for piano
Hospital? - anaesthetic accidents,creepy
Air Freshener? - freshens
Explosion? - KA-BOOOM!!
Erection? - stim, HAHA
Lady penis? - tranvestive dan pondan
Body bag? - u mean flabs?
Missing? - my besties
Pepsi? - hate it
Lightbulb? - electric saving
Limewire? - prefer mp3 rocket
Clowns? - hate them, look goon n lame-o
Tags? - pentiru

Fill in the blanks.
I like to like whatever I like.
Dance Dance to the disco ball.
I wanna rock my head off.
We’re burning down the Israelis.
Lets drink water.

List 5 family members.
- late father
- mum
- faza
- ache
- uchy

MERDEKAA!

Yeahh, we're 51! I'm soo proud being a Malaysian as for its economical growth, united nation, plus the politics that spices it more :D

Well, here's something about merdeka, taken from Butterfingers's album 'Kembali', the song titled 'Merdeka'.

Merdeka

Hari Isnin bayar cukai
Selasa, lalai
Rabu, Khamis "poket" pokai!
Jumaat, Sabtu, Ahad kita...

Merdeka!
Bahagia
Akhirnya
Merdeka!
Merdeka!

Hari Isnin muka garang
Selasa, gemilang?
Rabu, Khamis bagi ruang
Jumaat, Sabtu, Ahad kita...

Merdeka!
Bahagia
Akhirnya
Merdeka!
Merdeka!

Tiada sengketa antara kita
Prasangka perkara biasa
Tiada yang mustahil!

Merdeka!
Bahagia
Akhirnya
Merdeka!
Merdeka!

Hari ini
MERDEKA!!

♥ Happy 51st Independence Day Malaysia! :DD

my besties

Before the slaughtering of the animals, haha.
I hope that this will last forever, amin ya Allah.
Of all, for all. Viva la Ikhwanul15!!
*All out of sudden, tetibe semangat, haha :P

the joy of cancellations

Hola. It's 20 08 2008.
It has been quite a long time since the last time I wrote sth here. Why? BORE, I mean it. Oke, lets start with some quite boring stuffs. Well as usual lah, as it comes to sch hols, mesti la plan stuffs gila² to fill the graveness of the days. But what I hate most, and so does everyone I think, the plans came to an END. None of it seems to be happening and occurring, what a waste :(
Well, my first plan was going somewhere wif my fren on Monday but, he was busy. CANCELLED. Second, going for PSV's Workshop on Tuesday and Wednesday, I came late on Tuesday bcoz of something. Well obviously I'm not going today as I am here typing stupid stuffs. At sch met Zufa n Sap. They told me there was a prank call, saying that there was a BOMB in the train. Announcement has been made so everyone jz getta heck outta there, stupidly. Back to me, I got out of the workshop early bcoz me, Zufa, Mirin n Sap planned on going somewhere. But when we got there, the place was CLOSED. So we decided to try the other place, and yet the same stuff left us shattered. It was CLOSED too. Darn it :S
So then, the second plan is? CANCELLED, again. Yeay. So then we broke up n go back home. The interesting part was, Zufa still takot ngan prank call uh, wht a goon, haha. I didn't go str8 back home but yet went to Times Square alone to spend my free time waiting for my bro to come. There I bought shirts and an old school shade, haha. Well it kinda released 1/5 boredom in me. Otw back at the monorail, I met my long-lost sch mate, Ziyaad. We chit-chatted for a while till I got down at Jelatek waiting for my bro, Ache.
Guess what? My Mom n Ache bought new phones. ENVY GILA PIGLET. My mum's SE G900, Ache's Motorola w270. Well at least I got my Mom's old phone, hehe. Imagine, u followed ur Mom went to SE shop at klcc then got out holding a brand new phone? And then go to another store, Motorola, to buy another phone, while u just followed and jadi tukang usha, grh. Best sannggatt. Well, they deserve tht, Alhamdulillah dorang ade rezeki :)
Then, the third plan was hanging out wif a fren whom asked me out to accompany. But then someone texted me tht the hangout thingy is CANCELLED, groahh D:
The fourth plan, was going out and stay at a hotel wif my cousin. And yeah, CANCELLED. How awesome! :/
So, another day, another disappointment. Its just it, huhh. Redha dgn ketentuan Allah. For the rest of these so-call holidays, I just dunno wht to do, instead of stuck at home doing NOTHING, grh. Uhh, God pls help me.

Well, enuff blabs. Hate me for it. Babai.

i'm back

From what? Idk, haha. Absence from school has toll up to day 3. Best? Nope, seriously. Wht about Ujians? Grrh, pedulik ape. Semaian? Lagi la aku peduli. Studies? Fullstop. Apapahal, next week school's out! Seronok la kot.
Here, nk story psl kenduri last saturday. It was rather chaotic than ever. Seriously, it was hella full of merriness and very joyous! Dress code? All black, hehe. Rugi tk pakai baju Ikhwans harituh. That day, suuposely kene pick Ehsan n Fudhail up at Jelatek, but ade pulak something clashed by. So, dorang terpakse la amek cab, which i'm terribly sorry :(
Anyways, aku manage to arrive at Mirin's crib at 8am smthg. Then gerak gi tunggu Salman at Petronas Station near Texas Instruments. Padahal venue tmpt kawen tu dekat je, few meters away. So jalan³, sampai kt tmpt uh n gerak kerjalah. Angkat meja, susun meja, angkat lauk, susun lauk, basuh utensils, angkat utensils, bancuh air, minum air, bakar satay, makan satay. Yeahh, nikmat! haha. Agak seronok membuat kerja.
Few hours later; peoples, guests, entourages and all start to fulfill the emptiness of the wedding tents provided. There, menggelaba gabra n havoc state of mind begin. Mula la busy sana, busy sini. Gerak sana, gerak sini. Angkat tu angkat ni. I almost forgot, kene shoot some pictures for evidence when it comes for WA meetings. Here r some of it :]

Ada byk lagi, takkan nk upload semua. Tp pelik, most of the pics, byk je Muadz dlm uh, pehal ah? Sebok je, haha. Frankly, rasa seronok gila dpt buat keje neh, ditambah lg ngan presence of my buddies, mmg lively gila. Pengalaman tu mmg penting. Experience shape u. And it shapes ur identity, not u who shape it.
Unfortunately, aku kene pulang awal, diatas sbb tertentu. Tht moment rse mcm tknk blk je, but wht can i do? huhh. So then, blk umah kemas bag, pack stuffs n rush to the airport. Heading to? No need to tell. At the airports and shoppe, bought box of boxes of chocs! Spent almost hundreds of ringgits, gila bapak membazir, kot. But its food, n will finish soon. My mum said; "If beli foods guna duet byk takpe, asalkan habes. But if spend on irrelevant matters, how I hate that."

Oke, so far so goon. Enuff blurbs, see u soon.

yeahh, 080808

Diari hari ini (sumpah geli), colossally, SEMBELIH! Sumpah gila best, ada burung puyuh utk sorang satu, ayam utk satu kumpulan, itik (ada sekor je, baek tapayah) dan arnab (comel! tgk muka die cam nk nanges). Ikhwanulians sume stok bwk pisau, parang, chopping knives, piasu Rambo, pisau 'aluminium' (baem's, HAHA), mmg kabut doh kelas. Mmg bunyik org asah senjata masing², mcm kembali pada zaman neolitik dahulu kala. Gerup aku, terdiri drpd ehsan sap adam zaid zufa aku, bermcm² senjata kami bawa. After vote time kelas PSI, dpt sembelih ayam je. Hurr, sedih la kot, tak syok!

Then about 3pm something, gi brkumpul kt dataran, ade photoshoots, haha. Seronok ambek gamba. Then abt 4pm, gi kumpul kt padang n ustazs bwt demo on "How To Slaughter Animal" kat ayam, puyuh, arnab (tetap cute) dan itik (sekor je pn). First time tgk arnab dan itik kene sembelih, kinda freaky and awesome. Itik uh jelir lidah kat aku! Kureng, dh kene potong leher uh diam je laa. Fyi, it took abt 15mins for the duck to turn completely dead, kinda dramatic. Aku apa lagi, photos! Gambar² ada, next time la upload.

After demo, apa lagi, satu² la kene test, hehe. Aku seronok gila la. After each team-mates dah selesai kelar-mengelar, kene buang bulu and then potong² daging. It was hella amazing, tatau lak kitorang ada bakat utk mnjadi org tukang jual ayam kt pasar tani uh. But after we've done our scope of slaughtering, tetibe banat taruk satu dulang ayam sebelah kitorg n suro kami potong. Haihh, senang ckp? Tp nk wat cmne, ust suruh. But then we realized that ppls getting lesser n lesser. Mana pergi? Bangang je. So terpaksa la bwt, kami berenam campur okba dan sesapa tah.

Lepas suma² uh, apa lagi, hentam ah ayam uh! Tp, daging arnab HABIS. Babun betul la, aku tk sempat nk merasa. Lagi kesian, org yg ratah arnab uh sendiri tk dpt rasa, mmg bongok btol ah sesape yg makan uh, gila tamak. So makan ayam je la, sedih, tapi sedap gila. Marinating die mmg kaw², tengs Chefs!

Then, stayed at school till 8.45pm. In the meantime, macam² berlaku. Zed okba mirin sap, cycling! haha, gila. B4 tht, time maghrib, aku kene 'ganggu' dgn makhluk² Allah yg halus. Aku dgr nama aku kene panggil, tapi aku tgk blkg tade sape pn, vertical horizone aku tgk, NO ONE. Aku diam je. Then, lalu sebelah pondok yg nearest to the guys' toilet, aku trdgr alunan suara lagu. Tetibe mirin lalu naek basikal, aku suro die dgr jap. Die ckp aku suro dok tunggu dgr bunyik aku kentut, bodoh, hahaha. Guess wht? He AIN'T hear a thing. Aku diam je la lagi.

So then, mak adam dtg; aku, ehsan, mirin, aieman and abu dzar (huh?) tumpang die. By the time aku nk masuk, jari aku terkepit time adam nk close the door, ohyeahhhh. Perasaan nikmat memuncak. Naseb sempat tarik cpt². Jari bengkak, adam tk perasan pn, haha.

Ohyea, sepatutnya harini hari date-line hntr kerja² SEMAIAN, aku gila kengkabut! Pastu dpt tau, deadline di-extend. Kinda releived, tp still byk kerja. Grrh. Now, mmg tk tipu, aku busy gila nak mmpus. :(

Oke, enuf blabber, bubai fr now.

baru jumpa

Jakun la juga terjumpa, haha. Agak seronok blog tersebut, klik la link 'hebatnya melayu' dekat section Tukang Blog. Ada gambar², ada cerita², ada macam². Maka berhati-hati lah. Paling best, gambar kanak² riang sekolah sedang terbaring di atas jalan raya bermandi air sirap merah. Ini link gambar² tersebut, ganas. Apa lagi, serbu ah.

blablablabber

Apa berlaku? Kalah bola, got beaten up by form2, agak LAME lah gak. Uhh, frankly, aku tatau apa nk tules, eventho dlm kotak otak aku ada mcm².
Story of the day. Tadi, zupar jatuh, sbb time die nk lari, kt corridor depan klas, aku tackle, die jatuh gile bapak sedap, balasan untuk kau zufa, ghahaha! Ramai je org nmpk, HAHA. At least, ada gak org bwt aku happy, sori sgt weh. Tak, aku tk ckp takde org bwt aku happy, tapi ada sumthing ambiguous and iniquitous yg bwt aku mmg tak hepi dan tk tenteram, langsung.
Probs solved, there comes for more. Lagi besar lagi sedap. Mmg Allah nak uji, atau sebagai hukuman? Only HE knows it. Then, ade usrah gabungan. About? "Anda Bijak Jauhi Zina". Awesome, i think. After minutes full of thoughts and stuffs, aku realized something. Aku ada buat salah satu dari bebyk benda yg termaktub kt screen uh. Aku taknak ckp, i'll tell when i'm ready, SUPERBLY ready. Tu pn klu nk tau ah. Dah taktau, DIAM.
Lepas usrah, cegu bg klua lmbt, we missed the bus. Weather? Mcm nk ribut, hbes kabut satu skulah. HE wants to give us the rahmah and in the meantime, test. Aku ehsan zufa dan ramai lg tertggl bas/van, nganga je la. Then, plan³, nk blek naek Rapid bus n LRT. One prob, tak basah ke? Duhh, mmg la. Tp nk wat cmne en. Last², zufa taknak ikut. Bia ah dia, ada Aiman H tkpe ah. Oh, tak jadi pun plan uh, haha.
Lagi, aku ngan ehsan tunggu melanguk fr abt an hour, nk carik initiatives on "How Are We Suppose To Go Back?". Best. Nk tumpang teacher, memula ehsan segan². Last², tumpang gak, haha. Sampai terminal. Ehsan turun Melati, aku turun Setiawangsa, then naek blk sbb jln kt situ jam cam haram. So smpai KLCC at 5pm smthg, lepak Dunkin Donuts alone, revise stuffs n blek at 7.30pm. Kt elevated highway, JAM lg. Gila, sampai umah pukul 8.30pm.
Dah, cukup merepek sekali lagi. Babai for now.

kukis

countdown, 3 more days to go. SEMAIAN!! grrh. btw, harini seronok la gak, boleh dikatakan kinda happening. tatahu la, maybe just blabbers, but who cares? i still wanna write something tho. uhh, dapat tau tchr tk dtg hr isnin sbb cecirit bebirit, BAHAHA. foremost, sepatutnya kami akan dapat kuki percuma, tapi mana? pagi² nmpk la kuki byk² dlm bakul kt klas, but then after rehat tgk, LESAP. sape lah yg envy ngan kuki uh. then, ade test PQS and sejarah. sumpah aku tak revise pape, sekadar 'baca dan lihat'. huhh, wht a goon am i. for sejarah, hentam sajaa. PQS? ntah lahh, harapan je. harap aku tak dpt result trok ar. blablabla, at 5.30pm balik dr sekula tumpang aiman h, n thts the best part. carpool ramai²! five ppls at the back, gila ah, haha. mmg sempit mcm dlm tin sardin. otw back, time atas highway, tetibe kt radio klua lagu Hotel California by the Eagles. apa lagi, nyanyi reramai! haha, best. pastu blk umah, dpt a package from kampung at Sarawak. fyi, i barely know my family and relatives yg belah bapak, sbb apa? tahu lah knp, huhu. every year, dorang akan hntr baju raya and stuffs, exclusively made and handed for us. how thoughtful they all are. eventho my family jarang gila nk mmpus (i mean it) jumpa dorang, still they care for us. big <3>

my profession

antara gambar² yang aku tangkap.
i pleasure taking photos, and edit them.
taken by just a simple digital camera,
neither with dslr (ala,camera hitam besa uh),
nor slr (yg old-school), seriously.

what do u think? :]